martinekenblog:

Illustration by Mads Peitersen

  • Chris: CAN YOU LAY AN EGG
  • Me: nope
  • Chris: *maniacal cackling*

I was listening to this commercial and the woman said “great suit, but 106 dollars?” referring to a swimsuit but I thought she said soup and I was like that is some damn expensive soup

elounor-payzer:

Yay my first Tumblr give away
Okay so you pretty much get what’s in the picture A signed yearbook edition  And a chocolate chip cookie!
Okay I don’t know how to really do this but Uhh The rules: Gotta be following me.  Gotta reblog  Likes don’t count And it ends June 30th Ill ship it anywhere!
Yay okay go
Oh and yeah it is signed by ALL of the boys. Louis’ and Liam’s kinda clashed

elounor-payzer:

Yay my first Tumblr give away

Okay so you pretty much get what’s in the picture
A signed yearbook edition
And a chocolate chip cookie!

Okay I don’t know how to really do this but Uhh
The rules:
Gotta be following me.
Gotta reblog
Likes don’t count
And it ends June 30th
Ill ship it anywhere!

Yay okay go

Oh and yeah it is signed by ALL of the boys. Louis’ and Liam’s kinda clashed

nothin’ puts me in the mood for love like cat anus.

nothin’ puts me in the mood for love like cat anus.

Love, Ellie